OPEN FOR BUSINESS. NOT FOR WORK.
Big title. Tiny responsibilities.
Buy a bigger desk. Become your friend’s boss. Do absolutely nothing.
COMPANY PRODUCTIVITY0%↔ Consistent as ever.
There’s a desk with your name on it.
Create your character. Progress saves.
NEPO HQ
EST. FOR NO REASON
EST. FOR NO REASON
Scroll to zoom · Drag to look around · Click a desk
THE REPORTING STRUCTURE
Leadership is a paid feature.
Each person reports to the colleague directly above them. Office size means nothing here.
0 employees · 0 deliverables
SPACE TO DO LESS
Climb the property ladder.
Office size ≠ authority.
But it does look important.
CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP HAS GONE TOO FAR
Your logo could be on our broken printer.
Banners from $15. Office items from $9. Yours for up to 7 days—or until someone pays $5 more.
PEOPLE WHO COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL FLOOR 01
NO TALENT.NO PROBLEM.NEPO.